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"Too Soon"
It's been three months of quarantine... and now everyone seems to think it's safe to go out and be in crowded malls and stuff. Well, it's not.

"Don't Be A Dick"
Helpful advice in pandemic times.

"The Pedley"
The ultimate Tom Petty medley.


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$2 from each CD or album-download sale of "The Least I Can Do" goes to the Environmental Defense Fund.
"Robot-Bot-Bot"
Annoying phone calls are annoying!


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"Words That Sound Dirty (but they ain't)"
From "A Confederacy Of Douches," this song only SOUNDS filthy. It's not.


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"Snowman"
Hey, remember when we could build snowmen when we didn't have school?

"Avada Kedavra"
From "Something To Sneeze At," it's the ultimate Harry Potter / Lion King music video.


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"Dumbledore"
From "Something To Sneeze At," it's the impossibly fast song that's climbing the charts!


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"Tweetin' On a Jet Plane"
From The Least I Can Do which you can buy


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"The NASCAR Song"
From Welcome To Stupid Country which you can buy

"The Twit In Twitter"
This happened!

"The Year The Big-Mouth A$$hole F!$@ing Won"
Because this happened!

"Those Things You Do"
What's more important, America... cake or gay rights?
From "What, And Quit Showbiz??!!", which you can buy.

I'm Donald Trump
Vote, people...
From "What, And Quit Showbiz??!!", which you can buy.

"The Vomit Song"
From Falling Standards which you can buy

"(I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin') Sarah Palin"
From Brother Can You Spare $700 Billion? which you can buy

"Frank's Garage"
From Brother Can You Spare $700 Billion? which you can buy




"Dumbledore - live"
From The Least I Can Do which you can buy


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"Black Water"
From the people who bring you our most popular man-made disasters!


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$2 from each CD or album-download sale of "The Least I Can Do" goes to the Environmental Defense Fund.
Steve's Standup at The Improv
From a few years back... I thought you might like to see this...