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60s Medley
- from Mouthful
700 Billion Dollars - from 700 Billion Dollars

A

A Confederacy Of Douches
- from A Confederacy Of Douches
A Confederacy Of Douches - reprise - from A Confederacy Of Douches
A Day In The Life (for O.J.) - from Mouthful
A Day In The Life Of Harry - from Something To Sneeze At
A Guy Walks Into A Bar - from The Least I Can Do
Act Pottery - from Something To Sneeze At
Actual Size - from Measuring Up
Ain't No Liberal - from Measuring Up
An Agnostic Gospel Song - from Measuring Up
Are We There Yet? - from Refrigerator Art
Avada Kedavra - from Something To Sneeze At

B
B'Mir Bist Du Schon
- from The Nudniks
Bacon - from The Two Jew Revue
The Ballad Of Wanda And Dino - from You Stink George W!
Beaten On A Jet Plane - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Beaten On A Jet Plane - live version - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Bedwetter - from Pottered Meat and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Before He Speaks - from Drinks Well With Others
Before He Tweets - from Pardon My French!
Betty Rubble - from Show-Off! and Drinks Well With Others
The Big Bang Theory Song - from I Love My Job
Big SUV
- from You Stink George W!
Birthday Munky - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Black Water (BP version) - from The Least I Can Do
Blue Bayoobs - from F. U. 2016
Boneheads On My TV - from Self-Portrait
Boobs! (I Did 'Em Again) - from Extra!! Extra!!
Boys Are Stinky - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
Braces - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband! and
Something To Sneeze At
Breakfast In A Bottle - from You Stink George W!
Brown Booger - from Something To Sneeze At
Boobs! (I Did 'Em Again) - from Extra!! Extra!!
Butt Crack - from Pottered Meat
Buy My Cookies - from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits
Bye Bye W - from The Least I Can Do

C
Calling Dr. Phil
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Channel E - from You Stink George W!
Chat Room - from Show-Off!
Cheat Sheets - from F. U. 2016
Chimpanzee - from Tail To The Chief
Chocolate Cream Pie - from Tail To The Chief
Chromosome - from Mouthful
Closet Heterosexual - from Self-Portrait
Constipated - from Extra!! Extra!!
Cowboy By Day - from Measuring Up
Cowtipping - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Cringing Bastard - from Falling Standards
Crisis Center Hotline Volunteer - from We Just Want You To Be Happy

D
Da Enron Ron Ron
- from Extra!! Extra!!
Dick Heads - from F. U. 2016
Dire Straits - from Pardon My French!
Divorcing The Kids - from The Least I Can Do
Do Your Job - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Dobby Can You Hear Me - from Something To Sneeze At
The Dollar Bill Song - from Objects In Mirror
Donnie Donnie (Inmate 675-309) - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Don't Be A D*ck - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Don't Hear The Beeper - from You Stink George W!
Dot Matrix Printer - from I Love My Job
Downtown
- from F. U. 2016
Duct Tape
- from Pottered Meat
Dudley's Cryin' - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Dumb Americans - from F. U. 2016
Dumbledore - from When Harry Met Charlie... and Something To Sneeze At
Dumbledore - Live! - from The Least I Can Do
Dumbledore's Army - from I Love My Job
Dumpster Diving
- from The Least I Can Do

E
Ecstasy Of The Billious Waterpoodle
- from Something To Sneeze At
Endoscope - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
The Entertainer - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Every Man For Himself - from Measuring Up
Extra - Actual Size version - from Measuring Up
Extra - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue

F
Fly (and Hermione)
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Forrest Does Jenny - from I Love My Job
Frank's Garage
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Friends On Myspace - from The Least I Can Do
F U R2D2 - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Fugly - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Fuzzy Navel - from The Least I Can Do

G
Getting Old
- from Pardon My French!
Go Forth My Son - from Objects In Mirror
Goblet Of Fire - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Goodbye Sarah P - not yet on any CD
Gotta Clean My Room
- from Refrigerator Art
Grandpa Got Run Over By A Hybrid - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Grandpa's Dead - original version - from Show-Off!
Grandpa's Dead - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Gump-Bieber-Poop Medley - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!

H
Halloween
- from Refrigerator Art and
Something To Sneeze At
Handlin' My Mandolin - original version - from Welcome To Stupid Country
Handlin' My Mandolin - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Harry Potter Medley - from F. U. 2016
Harry Sings His Tragedy - from Something To Sneeze At
Harry's Girl - from Something To Sneeze At
Harry's Wand - from Pottered Meat and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Harry's Wand - XM-Kids' Jinxie Movie Mix version
He Ain't Breathing
- from F. U. 2016
He Kissed Her Lips - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Headin' Down To Nashville - from I Love My Job
Heaving On A Jet Plane
- from Tail To The Chief
Her Side / His Side - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Here Comes My Son - from Tail To The Chief
Hermione-Fly - from When Harry Met Charlie...
He's A Bully - from Refrigerator Art
Hey Birthday Boy - from The Least I Can Do
Hey Birthday Girl - from The Least I Can Do
Hey Fred Phelps - from Drinks Well With Others
Hey Look My Way - from Falling Standards
Hey Scout - from Falling Standards
Hey There, Georgy Boy - from You Stink George W!
Hi Mom, It's Me - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue
Hi Mom, It's Me - Nudniks' version - from The Nudniks
Hit By A Train - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Hit In Outer Space - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
How Come You Ain't Dead Yet - from Objects In Mirror

I
I Am The Horcrux - from Something To Sneeze At
I Bagged A Tiger - from The Least I Can Do
I Can't Believe You Left Me For A Dork Like That - from Falling Standards
I Confess - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
I Don't Wanna Go To Bed - from Refrigerator Art
I Drink Well With Others - from Drinks Well With Others
I Dropped My Phone In The Toilet - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
I Got Friends On Myspace - from The Least I Can Do
I Just Called To Say... (Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit) - not yet on any CD
I Just Sneezed In My Pie
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
I Just Threw Up - from I Love My Job
I Just Want To Help
- from Refrigerator Art
I Live In A Green Toyota - original version - from Extra!! Extra!!
I Live In A Green Toyota - Shrek 2 version - from Pottered Meat and
Greatest Kids' Hits
I Love My Job - from I Love My Job and
F. U. 2016

I Need A Parking Spot - Stupid Country version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
I Need A Parking Spot - TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
I Opened Up My Heart (And My Brain Fell Out) - from Welcome To Stupid Country
I Put Her Toothbrush In The Mail - from Self-Portrait
I Wanna Eat A Big Piece Of Cheese - from F. U. 2016
I Wanna Be That Moose - from Greatest Kids' Hits
I Want It Back - from Falling Standards
I Want To Be Irish - from The Nudniks
Ice Cream Man - from Something To Sneeze At
If You Want To Say Fuck Say Fuck - from Pardon My French!
I'll Be Good - from Refrigerator Art
I'm Donald Trump - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin' Sarah Palin - from 700 Billion Dollars
If I Was You - from Objects In Mirror
If I Were You (I'd Be So Sick Of Us) - from Falling Standards
In A Waffle House In Alabama - original - from Mouthful
In A Waffle House In Alabama - actual size version - from Objects In Mirror
In A Waffle House In Alabama - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Itchy Song #1,543 - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
It Saw Her Standing There - from Greatest Kids' Hits
It's Daylight Savings Time - from A Confederacy Of Douches

J
J-Lo And Ben
- from Pottered Meat
Jewish Christmas Carol Medley - original version - from Extra!! Extra!!
Jimmy Buffet (Somebody Else Got To Be) - from Objects In Mirror

K
The Kaepernick Rag
- from A Confederacy Of Douches
Katusha - from The Nudniks

L
Lazy Boy
- from The Least I Can Do
Les's Morgue - from The Least I Can Do
Let's Go Plant A Tree - from The Nudniks
Lie Lie Lie - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue
Lie Lie Lie - Actual Size political version - from Measuring Up
Like A Dog - from Mouthful
Little Gerbil - from Mouthful
Little Sister (Ooly Gooly Baka Hu) - from Refrigerator Art
Lookin' Out My Back Door - from I Love My Job
Love Me (On) Tinder
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Love Me (On) Tinder - live - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Loving Her (Is Like Playing At The Bluebird Cafe) - from Welcome To Stupid Country
Lower The Bar - from 700 Billion Dollars
M
Malfoy The Flying Ferret
-
from Something To Sneeze At
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Maniac On The Interstate - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Martha My Dear - from You Stink George W!
Me And Timmy McV - from Extra!! Extra!!
Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit - not yet on any CD
Mendel The Reindeer
- from The Nudniks
Miley The Sequel - from I Love My Job
Monica - original version
- from Tail To The Chief
Monica - TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Mr. Grint - from Something To Sneeze At
My Conservative Girlfriend - from Objects In Mirror
Moronic - from Tail To The Chief
Moses - from Mendel The Reindeer
Ms. G - from Girlband
My Brother's Coming Back - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
My Brothers - from Falling Standards
My Bubbie's A Killer - original TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
My Bubbie's A Killer - Nudniks version - from The Nudniks
My Dog Never Multi-Tasks - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
My Face - from Pardon My French!
My Girl Goes - from Show-Off!
My Little Babushka - from The Nudniks
My Pal The Murray - from Pardon My French!

N
The NASCAR Song
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
National Brotherhood Week
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Ned Beatty - from Mouthful
Ned Beatty - live version - from Pottered Meat
Neighborhood Titty Bar - from Falling Standards
Never Not - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Neighborhood Titty Bar - from Falling Standards
Nice Guys Finish Last - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Nina - from F. U. 2016
No Groupies - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Nobody To Vote - from Drinks Well With Others
Not Me - from Refrigerator Art
The NRA Song - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Nudnique - from The Nudniks
Ned Beatty - live version - from Pottered Meat

O
Oh Darn It
- from F. U. 2016

Oh They Built Another Bomb
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Our Boy And Bubba - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Out In The Backyard - from Drinks Well With Others
Outside The Box - from 700 Billion Dollars

P
Pain - original TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Pain - Actual Size version - from Measuring Up
Pain - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Pajamas Of My Mind - from Girlband and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Parking Spot - TJR version - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Parking Spot - Stupid Country version - from Welcome To Stupid Country
Passing Trains - from Objects In Mirror
The NRA Song - from A Confederacy Of Douches
The Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley - from Drinks Well With Others
The Pedley - from The Least I Can Do
Pedley - Wizenheimerz version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Penelope, Arthur, and Stanley - from The Two Jew Revue
Pinky Swear - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
Planet Syndicadio - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Plumbing - from Pardon My French!
Poop On That - from Girlband and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Pre-Arranged Wedding - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Pregnant - from Falling Standards
Pretty Day - from Falling Standards
Puff The Magic Rapper - from Show-Off!

Q
Quidditch Ball Wizard
- from Show-Off! and Greatest Kids' Hits
Quidditch Ball Wizard - live version - from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
Quitcher Whining! - from Refrigerator Art

R
Redneck
- from Mouthful
Refrigerator Art - from Refrigerator Art
Renting - from Tail To The Chief
Renting - live version - from Pottered Meat
Resolution - from Pardon My French!
The Road To Hell - from 700 Billion Dollars
Romney Can You Hear Me - from Drinks Well With Others
Rowling Must Deliver - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Rules - from Falling Standards

S
Sachio
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Saddam'll Be My Target (I Want Osama) - from Extra!! Extra!!
The Sandwich Song Singalong - from Drinks Well With Others
Sara - from Greatest Kids' Hits
Sarah Palin
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Seal Pup - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Seven Hundred Billion Dollars - from 700 Billion Dollars
Seven Shallow Graves - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Sex, Drugs, and Bill Monroe - from Measuring Up
Sex With The Ex - original version - from Falling Standards
Sex With The Ex - TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue
Shall We Burn A Book For Jesus - not yet on any CD
Shall We Slap A Slut
- from Drinks Well With Others
Shatner - from Pottered Meat
She's Jewish - Actual Size version - from Measuring Up
She's Jewish - original TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue
Shit Shower And Shave - from F. U. 2016
Shitty Li'l Love Song - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Shutdown - from I Love My Job
Shut Up
- from Pottered Meat
Single Mom - from Tail To The Chief
Sixties Medley - from Mouthful
Skinny Woman - from Show-Off!
Sleep With The Whole Band - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Slumber Party - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
So Happy Together - from Mouthful
So Weird - from Pardon My French!
Soap Gets In Your Eyes - from You Stink George W!
Somebody Farted - from You Stink George W!
Song About Nothing - from Measuring Up
Sponge-Bath No Pants - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Stand By Your Van - from Welcome To Stupid Country and Let's Get Good'n'Heimered!
Steve The Pirate - from Objects In Mirror
Steve The Pirate - Live - from I Love My Job
Student Of Being F***ed Over
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Sushi (Please Don't Make Me Eat) - from Show-Off!
Suspenders - from Extra!! Extra!!
Sweat The Small Stuff - from Welcome To Stupid Country

T
Take It Back
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Talk In Espanol - from Girlband and
Greatest Kids' Hits
Technical Writer - from Tail To The Chief
Tell Michelle My Cell - from 700 Billion Dollars
Texaco - from Mouthful
Thank God I'm A Country Star - from Welcome To Stupid Country
Thank God Thanksgiving (Only Comes Once A Year)
- from 700 Billion Dollars
That Brat Bieber - from I Love My Job
That Motel Smell
- from Show-Off!
That's Why Sometimes Daddies Need A Drink - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Entertainer - from A Confederacy Of Douches
The Kaepernick Rag - from A Confederacy Of Douches
The Least I Can Do - from The Least I Can Do
The NRA Song - from A Confederacy Of Douches
The Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley - from Drinks Well With Others
The Pedley - from The Least I Can Do
The Sandwich Song Singalong - from Drinks Well With Others
The Trump Idiocy Song - from A Confederacy Of Douches
The Twit In Twitter - from A Confederacy Of Douches
The Year The Big-Mouth Asshole Fucking Won - from F. U. 2016
The Twelve Signs Of Swine Flu - from The Least I Can Do
There You Have It, There You Are - from Objects In Mirror
They Only Fight Occasionally - from Self-Portrait
Thinkin' Of You - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
This Dude Ron Ron Ron - from When Harry Met Charlie...
This Fudge - from When Harry Met Charlie...
This Year I'm Pulling Christmas... - from Drinks Well With Others
Those Things You Do - from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Those Were The Days - from The Nudniks
Three Bucks An Hour - from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Training Bra - from Hey Hey Howdy It's Girlband!
Travelin' Hard - from Measuring Up
The Trump Idiocy Song - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Tweetin' On A Jet Plane - from The Least I Can Do
Twist Of The Dreidel - from The Nudniks

U
Umbridge Bloody Umbridge
- from Something To Sneeze At
Uncle (Marv) Albert - from Tail To The Chief

V
Veruca
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Virile Man - Clinton version - from Tail To The Chief
Virile Man - original version - from Self-Portrait
The Vomit Song - from Falling Standards

W
Walk Of Shame
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
Walk On The Wonka Side - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Wedding Bells - from The Two Jew Revue
The Weird Al Country Medley - from F. U. 2016
What's He Got That I Don't Got? - from The Two Jew Revue
What's In My Hotdog - from Pardon My French!
What's In My Hotdog Live - from I Love My Job
War On Xmas Is Over
- from What, And Quit Showbiz??!!
What Do You Get The Girl Who Has Everything - from Pardon My French!
We Don't Care - from A Confederacy Of Douches
Where Would I Be Without Me - Charlie Sheen version - not yet on any CD
Where Would I Be Without Me - original version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Whipped - original version - from Falling Standards
Whipped - TJR version - from The Two Jew Revue
Whipped - TJR version - from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Whiskers And Me - from The Two Jew Revue
Why Can't We All Get A Longbottom - from Something To Sneeze At
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road - from I Love My Job
Why Does It Take So Long (To Record A 3-Minute Song)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Wonka Gold - from When Harry Met Charlie...
Words That Sound Dirty But They Ain't - from A Confederacy Of Douches

X

Y
Yer In-Bred
- from Mouthful

Yesterday (for Kato)
- from Mouthful
You Rich Motherfuckers - from Pardon My French!
You Stink George W! - from You Stink George W!
You're Better Off With Me - from Welcome To Stupid Country

Z