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1 thru 9

700 Billion Dollars
- from 700 Billion Dollars

A
A Day In The Life (for O.J.)
- from Mouthful
A Day In The Life Of Harry
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Actual Size
- from Measuring Up
Ain't No Liberal
- from Measuring Up
An Agnostic Gospel Song
- from Measuring Up
Are We There Yet?
- from Refrigerator Art

B
B'Mir Bist Du Schon
- from The Nudniks
Bacon
- from The Two Jew Revue
The Ballad Of Wanda And Dino
- from You Stink George W!
Bedwetter
- from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
Betty Rubble
- from Show-Off!
Big SUV
- from You Stink George W!
Birthday Munky
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Boneheads On My TV
- from Self-Portrait
Boobs! (I Did 'Em Again)
- from Extra! Extra!
Boys Are Stinky
- from Girlband
Braces
- from Girlband
Breakfast In A Bottle
- from You Stink George W!
Brown Booger
- from Show-Off!
Burpo The Scary Clown
- from Extra! Extra!
Butt Crack
- from Pottered Meat
Buy My Cookies
- from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits

C
Calling Dr. Phil
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Channel E
- from You Stink George W!
Chat Room
- from Show-Off!
Chimpanzee
- from Tail To The Chief
Chocolate Cream Pie
- from Tail To The Chief
Chromosome
- from Mouthful
Closet Heterosexual
- from Self-Portrait
Constipated
- from Extra! Extra!
Cowboy By Day
- from Measuring Up
Cowtipping
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Cringing Bastard
- from Falling Standards
Crisis Center Hotline Volunteer
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy

D
Da Enron Ron Ron
- from Extra! Extra!
The Dollar Bill Song
- from Objects In Mirror
Don't Hear The Beeper
- from You Stink George W!
Duct Tape
- from Pottered Meat
Dudley's Cryin'
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Dumbledore
- from When Harry Met Charlie...

E
Every Man For Himself
- from Measuring Up
Extra - Actual Size version
- from Measuring Up
Extra - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue

F
Fly (and Hermione)
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Frank's Garage
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Friends On Myspace
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Fugly
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!

G
Go Forth My Son
- from Objects In Mirror
Goblet Of Fire
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Gotta Clean My Room
- from Refrigerator Art
Grandpa's Dead - original version
- from Show-Off!
Grandpa's Dead - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!

H
Halloween
- from Refrigerator Art
Handlin' My Mandolin - original version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Handlin' My Mandolin - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Harry Sings His Tragedy
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Harry's Wand
- from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
He Kissed Her Lips
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
He's A Bully
- from Refrigerator Art
Her Side / His Side
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Here Comes My Son
- from Tail To The Chief
Heaving On A Jet Plane
- from Tail To The Chief
Hermione-Fly
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Hey Look My Way
- from Falling Standards
Hey Scout
- from Falling Standards
Hey There, Georgy Boy
- from You Stink George W!

Hi Mom, It's Me - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Hi Mom, It's Me - Nudniks' version
- from The Nudniks
Hit By A Train
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Hit In Outer Space
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
How Come You Ain't Dead Yet
- from Objects In Mirror


I

I Can't Believe You Left Me For A Dork Like That
- from Falling Standards

I Confess
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy and 700 Billion Dollars
I Don't Wanna Go To Bed
- from Refrigerator Art
I Got Friends On Myspace
- from 700 Billion Dollars
I Just Want To Help
- from Refrigerator Art
I Live In A Green Toyota - original version
- from Extra! Extra!

I Live In A Green Toyota - Shrek 2 version
- from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
I Need A Parking Spot - TJR version
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
I Need A Parking Spot - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
I Opened Up My Heart (And My Brain Fell Out)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
I Put Her Toothbrush In The Mail
- from Self-Portrait
I Wanna Be That Moose
- from Greatest Kids' Hits
I Want It Back
- from Falling Standards
I Want To Be Irish
- from The Nudniks
I'll Be Good
- from Refrigerator Art
I'm Thinkin' 'Bout Nailin' Sarah Palin
- from 700 Billion Dollars
If I Was You
- from Objects In Mirror
If I Were You (I'd Be So Sick Of Us)
- from Falling Standards
In A Waffle House In Alabama - original
- from Mouthful
In A Waffle House In Alabama - actual size version
- from Objects In Mirror
In A Waffle House In Alabama - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
It Saw Her Standing There
- from Show-Off! and Greatest Kids' Hits

J
J-Lo And Ben
- from Pottered Meat
Jewish Christmas Carol Medley - original version
- from Extra! Extra!
Jimmy Buffet (Somebody Else Got To Be)
- from Objects In Mirror

K
Katusha
- from The Nudniks

L
Let's Go Plant A Tree
- from The Nudniks
Lie Lie Lie - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Lie Lie Lie - Actual Size political version
- from Measuring Up
Like A Dog
- from Mouthful
Little Gerbil
- from Mouthful
Little Sister (Ooly Gooly Baka Hu)
- from Refrigerator Art
Loving Her (Is Like Playing At The Bluebird Cafe)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Lower The Bar
- from 700 billion Dollars
M
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Malfoys
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Maniac On The Interstate
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Martha My Dear
- from You Stink George W!
Me And Timmy McV
- from Extra! Extra!

Mendel The Reindeer
- from The Nudniks
Monica - original version
- from Tail To The Chief
Monica - TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
My Conservative Girlfriend
- from Objects In Mirror
Moronic
- from Tail To The Chief
Moses
- from The Nudniks
Ms. G
- from Girlbank
My Brother's Coming Back
- from Girlband
My Brothers
- from Falling Standards
My Bubbie's A Killer - original TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
My Bubbie's A Killer - Nudniks version
- from The Nudniks
My Girl Goes
- from Show-Off!
My Little Babushka
- from The Nudniks

N
The NASCAR Song
- from Welcome To Stupid Country and Let's Get Good-N-Heimered!`
National Brotherhood Week
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Ned Beatty
- from Mouthful
Ned Beatty - live version
- from Pottered Meat
Neighborhood Titty Bar
- from Falling Standards
Never Not
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
No Butt
- from Falling Standards
No Groupies
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Not Me
- from Refrigerator Art
Nudnique
- from The Nudniks
Nursery Rhyme Moyel
- from Pottered Meat

O
Oh They Built Another Bomb
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Our Boy And Bubba
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Outside The Box
- from 700 Billion Dollars

P
Pain - original TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Pain - Actual Size version
- from Measuring Up
Pain - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
The Pajamas Of My Mind
- from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits
Parking Spot - TJR version
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Parking Spot - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Passing Trains
- from Objects In Mirror
Pedley
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Penelope, Arthur, and Stanley
- from The Two Jew Revue
Pinky Swear
- from Girlband
Planet Syndicadio
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Poop On That
- from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits
Pre-Arranged Wedding
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Pregnant
- from Falling Standards
Pretty Day
- from Falling Standards
Puff The Magic Rapper
- from Show-Off!

Q
Quidditch Ball Wizard
- from Show-Off! and Greatest Kids' Hits
Quidditch Ball Wizard - live version
- from Pottered Meat and Greatest Kids' Hits
Quitcher Whining!
- from Refrigerator Art

R
Redneck
- from Mouthful
Refrigerator Art
- from Refrigerator Art
Renting
- from Tail To The Chief
Renting - live version
- from Pottered Meat
The Road To Hell
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Rowling Must Deliver
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Rules
- from Falling Standards

S
Sachio
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Saddam'll Be My Target (I Want Osama)
- from Extra! Extra!
Sara
- from Greatest Kids' Hits
Sarah Palin
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Seal Pup
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Seven Hundred Billion Dollars
- from 700 Billion Dollars
Seven Shallow Graves
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Sex, Drugs, and Bill Monroe
- from Measuring Up
Sex With The Ex - original version
- from Falling Standards
Sex With The Ex - TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Shatner
- from Pottered Meat
She's Jewish - Actual Size version
- from Measuring Up
She's Jewish - original TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Shitty Li'l Love Song
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Shut Up
- from Pottered Meat
Single Mom
- from Tail To The Chief
60s Medley
- from Mouthful
Skinny Woman
- from Show-Off!
Slumber Party
- from Girlband

So Happy Together
- from Mouthful
Soap Gets In Your Eyes
- from You Stink George W!
Somebody Farted
- from You Stink George W!

Song About Nothing
- from Measuring Up
Stand By Your Van
- from Welcome To Stupid Country and Pottered Meat
Steve The Pirate
- from When Harry Met Charlie and Objects In Mirror
Student Of Being F***ed Over
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Sushi (Please Don't Make Me Eat)
- from Show-Off!

Suspenders
- from Extra! Extra!
SweatThe Small Stuff
- from Welcome To Stupid Country

T

Take It Back
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Talk In Espanol
- from Girlband and Greatest Kids' Hits
Technical Writer
-
from Tail To The Chief
Tell Michelle My Cell
-
from 700 Billion Dollars
Texaco
- from Mouthful

Thank God I'm A Country Star
- from Welcome To Stupid Country and Mouthful
Thank God Thanksgiving (Only Comes Once A Year)
- from 700 Billion Dollars
That Motel Smell
- from Show-Off!
That's Why Sometimes Daddies Need A Drink
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
There You Have It, There You Are
- from Objects In Mirror
They Only Fight Occasionally
- from Self-Portrait
Thinkin' Of You
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
This Dude Ron Ron Ron
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
This Fudge
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Those Were The Days
- from The Nudniks
Three Bucks An Hour
- from We Just Want You To Be Happy
Training Bra
- from Girlband
Travelin' Hard
- from Measuring Up
Twist Of The Dreidel
- from The Nudniks


U
Uncle (Marv) Albert
- from Tail To The Chief

V
Veruca
- from When Harry Met Charlie...
Virile Man - Clinton version
- from Tail To The Chief
Virile Man - original version
- from Self-Portrait
The Vomit Song
- from Falling Standards

W
Walk On The Wonka Side
- from When Harry Met Charlie
Wedding Bells
- from The Two Jew Revue
What's He Got That I Don't Got?
- from The Two Jew Revue
Where Would I Be Without Me
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Whipped - original version
- from Falling Standards
Whipped - TJR version
- from The Two Jew Revue
Whipped - Wizenheimerz version
- from Let's Get Good-n-Heimered!
Whiskers And Me
- from The Two Jew Revue
Why Does It Take So Long (To Record A 3-Minute Song)
- from Welcome To Stupid Country
Wonka Gold
- from When Harry Met Charlie...

X

Y
Yer In-Bred
- from Mouthful
Yesterday (for Kato)
- from Mouthful
You Stink George W!
- from You Stink George W!
You're Better Off With Me
- from Welcome To Stupid Country

Z