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<center>Here are all the lyrics to all the songs on "Hey Hey Howdy!! It's Girlband!" 
You can print them out and everything! Boy, doesn't that ROCK?!?
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff00ff"><u><b>Slumber Party</u></b>
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<br>Hey hey howdy, be my friend
<br>Come on over and let’s pretend
<br>We’re superheroes who’ve got a band that rocks
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<br>Hey hey howdy, let’s wiggle till
<br>Our tongues fall out and our bladders spill
<br>Let’s have ourselves a killer pillow fight
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<br>And we’ll all jump on the bed
<br>We’ll all jump on the bed
<br>We’ll all jump on the bed until we barf
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<br>It’s fun it’s fun to have a slumber party
<br>My brother’s away at military school
<br>It’s fun it’s fun to have a slumber party
<br>I made the onion dip
<br>It’s fun it’s fun we won’t let anyone
<br>Go to sleep, don’t go to sleep

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<br>
<br>Hey hey howdy, potato chips
<br>Braid you hair with glitter clips
<br>Smother up your bubble lips with gloss
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<br>Hey hey howdy, we’ll make some noise
<br>No cooties from no stinky boys
<br>If you see one then feed him poison rocks
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<br>And we’ll all jump on the bed
<br>We’ll all jump on the bed
<br>We’ll all jump on the bed until we barf
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<br>It’s fun it’s fun to have a slumber party
<br>Don’t eat that, that’s not peanut butter
<br>It’s fun it’s fun to have a slumber party
<br>C’mon, somebody paint my toenails
<br>It’s fun it’s fun we won’t let anyone
<br>Go to sleep, don’t go to sleep
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<br>Hey hey howdy
<br>Oh hey hey howdy
<br>I said hey hey howdy
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<br>Copyright 2001 Burpo
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff5555"><u><b>Buy My Cookies</u></b>
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<br>I want to go to summer camp, I would like to earn a bike
<br>There are plenty of prizes in the catalog I know I’d really like
<br>You see me a-boppin’ down your street, you pretend that you’re not home
<br>Pretend that you’re on the telephone, hey I’ll kick your screen door down
<br>Buy my cookies, buy my cookies
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<br>I’m bringing my little brother, got my mom driving the van
<br>You have no flippin’ out idea how serious I am
<br>If those brats living on the hill beat  me this time I swear
<br>I’ll T.P. your entire house and I’ll pull out my own hair
<br>Buy my cookies, buy my cookies
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<br>Copyright 2001 Burpo and Steve Goodie
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<font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#33dd33"><u><b>Poop On That</u></b>
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<br>My stupid little brother’s in my stuff again
<br>He’s wearing my brand new hat 
<br>I went and told Mom, she didn’t do nothin’, well
<br>Poop on that
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<br>My stupid older sister got a baseball glove
<br>And a brand new aluminum bat
<br>I got a dictionary made for Scrabble, well
<br>Poop on that
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<br>Poop on that, poop on that, well
<br>Poop poop poop on that
<br>I can’t win, with all the poop I’m in, so
<br>Poop poop poop on that
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<br>I said, “Hey mom, can we get a dog?”
<br>But my little sister wanted a cat
<br>Well guess what happened, I’m cleaning the litterbox
<br>Poop on that
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<br>Johnny likes Suzie better than me
<br>I heard him say that I’m too fat
<br>And then his mom took them to 31 Flavors, well
<br>Poop on that

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<br>Poop on that, poop on that, well
<br>Poop poop poop on that
<br>I can’t win, with all the poop I’m in, so
<br>Poop on that
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<br>(Poop solo)
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<br>My stupid old teacher gave me so much homework
<br>Cause I put some gum where he sat
<br>It took me ten hours, and then the cat ate it, well
<br>Poop on that
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<br>Grandma came by for a little visit
<br>She was bossing me in no time flat
<br>Now she says she’s staying all summer, well…
<br>Poop on that
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<br>Poop on that, poop on that, well
<br>Poop poop poop on that
<br>I can’t win, with all the poop I’m in, so
<br>Poop poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poop on that
<br>Poop poopy doop
<br>Cha cha cha
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<br>Copyright 2001 Steve Goodie
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ffff00"><u><b>The Pajamas Of My Mind</u></b>
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<br>No one really understands
<br>How bedtime rescues me
<br>The only math I ever do
<br>Is when I’m counting sheep

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<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>They are doing fine
<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>Oh, they are doing fine
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<br>Hot chocolate swims around me
<br>I’m fluffy flying free, fluffy
<br>I’m a floating marshmallow
<br>In my jammies with the feet
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<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>They are doing fine
<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>Oh, they are doing fine
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<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>Wishing makes it mine
<br>I’m blowing hopscotch bubbles
<br>I’m frittering my time
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<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>Grownups wait in line
<br>I’m flying purple roller blades
<br>I’m frittering my time
<br>The pajamas of my mind
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<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>They are doing fine
<br>The pajamas of my mind
<br>Oh, they are doing fine
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<br>Copyright 2001 Steve Goodie
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#00ffff"><u><b>My Brother's Coming Back</u></b>
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<br>Things had been terrible
<br>They’d just been terrible
<br>But things are looking up, yeah they’re looking up
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<br>He’d gotten a scholarship
<br>He’d gotten a scholarship
<br>Cause he can swish and dunk, can he swish and dunk
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<br>He’d been away too long
<br>But now he’s coming home
<br>My brother’s coming back to town, to town
<br>To town, to town
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<br>When bullies pulled my ponytail
<br>Bullies pulled my ponytail
<br>My brother beat ’em up, yeah he beat ’em up
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<br>He tried to teach our dog to dance
<br>Tried to teach our dog to dance
<br>But then he gave that up, yeah he gave that up
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<br>He’d been away too long
<br>But now he’s coming home
<br>My brother’s coming back to town, to town
<br>To town, to town
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<br>He’s got a moustache now
<br>He’s got a moustache now
<br>It’s not too thick in spots, not too thick in spots
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<br>He still drinks all the milk
<br>He still drinks all the milk
<br>He drinks straight from the box, yeah straight from the box
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<br>He’d been away too long
<br>But now he’s coming home
<br>My brother’s coming back, I said
<br>My brother’s coming back, I said
<br>My brother’s coming back to town, to town
<br>To teach that dog to dance
<br>Town, to town
<br>He still drinks all the milk
<br>Town, to town
<br>It’s not too thick in spots
<br>Spots
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<br>C.2001 Burpo
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff00ff"><u><b>Pinky Swear</u></b>
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<br>I wanted you to be the very last to sign my shirt
<br>Though you’re wet from water bombs I’d still give you a hug
<br>There’s still punch and popsicles but I’m not hungry now
<br>Everyone should know that nothing ever has to change

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<br>You live over by the hills so you’ll go to a different Junior High, over there
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<br>Pinky swear you’ll still come over almost every day
<br>Pinky swear that we’re the best of friends
<br>If you moved to Cucamonga I would write to you
<br>I pinky swear it’s true
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Copyright 2001 Burpo
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff5555"><u><b>Ms. G</u></b>
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<br>Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G
<br>Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G
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<br>Pick me, Ms. G
<br>I want to be the one to ride around in your black Jeep
<br>Pick me, Ms. G
<br>I’d give up half my Pokemon if you’ll play on our team
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<br>My favorite book’s the one you always read to me
<br>The Harry Potter one, that’s got the chimpanzee
<br>I wish all of my free time, was just you and me time
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<br>Pick me, Ms. G
<br>I want to be the one to ride around in your black Jeep
<br>Pick me, Ms. G
<br>I’d give up half my Pokemon if you’ll play on our team

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<br>But then on summer break you go away
<br>Do you live in the cabinet, do you live in your jeep
<br>Do you have to listen when your mom says go to sleep
<br>I watch TV till I can hardly see
<br>But I’d rather hang around your desk
<br>And watch you grade our sheets
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<br>Pick me, Ms. G
<br>I want to be the one to ride around in your black Jeep
<br>Pick me, Ms. G
<br>I’d give up half my Pokemon if you’ll play on our team
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<br>Who is the teacher that is really cool
<br>Who makes you want to do well in school (not me)
<br>Who teaches readin’ and writin’ and stuff (I know)
<br>Who says “Good morning, Flufferpuff”
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<br>Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G
<br>Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G
<br>(All right, here I’m waving my hand, Ms. G, Ms. G!
<br>I know, I know, I know the answer! Pick me! Pick me Ms. G!!
<br>No, no, you answered the last one.)
<br>Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G
<br>Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G, Ms. G

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<br>Copyright 2001  Burpo
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#00ffff"><u><b>Talk In Espanol</u></b>
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<br>We’re gonna talk in Espanol
<br>We’re gonna talk in Espanol
<br>We’re gonna talk in Espanol
<br>We’re gonna talk in Espanol
<br>We’re gonna talk in Espanol
<br>We’re gonna talk in Espanol

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<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>We talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol, oh yeah
<br>We talk in Espanol
<br>We talk in Espanol
<br>We talk in Espanol
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<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>We talk in Espanol
<br>That’s how we talk in Espanol
<br>We talk in Espanol (even the dog)
<br>We talk in Espanol
<br>We talk in Espanol
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<br>Ba la ba la, La Bamba
<br>Ba la ba la, La Bamba
<br>Say Frito Lay, say Frito Lay, say Frito Lay
<br>Ba la La Bamba
<br>Ba la La Bamba
<br>Ba la La Bamba
<br>Chalupa…
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<br>Copyright 2001 Steve Goodie and Burpo
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff00ff"><u><b>Training Bra</u></b>
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<br>Oh Mom, why can’t I have one
<br>I’ll take good care of it, I swear
<br>Oh Mom, why can’t I be like everyone
<br>All my friends are set up there

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<br>Training bra, I want a training bra
<br>Get me a training bra, I need a training bra
<br>Training bra, I want a training bra
<br>Get me a training bra, I need a training bra…
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<br>Oh Mom, how come I’m so slow
<br>I’m almost nine and a half
<br>Oh Mom, how come I don’t grow
<br>In the brownie troop everyone laughs
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<br>Training bra, you need a training bra
<br>Go get a training bra, a little a training bra
<br>Training bra, you need a training bra
<br>Sears makes training bra, a little training bra…
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<br>You’re much too young
<br>But I want one, oh…

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<br>Training bra, I want a training bra
<br>Get me a training bra, I need a training bra
<br>Training bra, I want a training bra
<br>Get me a training bra, I need a training bra
<br>
<br>Training bra, I want a training bra
<br>I need a training bra, get me a training bra
<br>Training bra, I want a training bra
<br>A lacy training bra, get me a training bra
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<br>Training bra, I want a training bra (just like my ma)
<br>Get me a training bra, I need a training bra (with lace on top)
<br>Training bra, I want a training bra (just like my ma)
<br>Get me a training bra, I need a training, I’m tired of explaining
<br>Training bra
<br>Please!
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<br>Copyright 2001 Steve Goodie
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ffff00"><u><b>Real Good Cry</u></b>
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<br>It’s supper time, but none for me
<br>I tripped this boy, he chipped his teeth
<br>They don’t understand me, nobody does
<br>Well I don’t care now, and that’s because
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<br>I’m gonna treat myself to a real good cry
<br>Gonna mean it when I say goodbye
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<br>They cancel all the best cartoons
<br>Moms just say no to pet raccoons
<br>One day I’ll show them, I’ll show them all
<br>And they can’t ground me, when I’m so tall
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<br>I’m gonna treat myself to a real good cry
<br>Gonna mean it when I say goodbye
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<br>I’ll hop aboard a boxcar, I’ll see the world
<br>I’ll join the army and the circus
<br>I’ll do just what I want to, I’ll sing all day
<br>I’ll live on Frosted Flakes and Yoohoo
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<br>They say in school, just be yourself
<br>But when you do, they give you grief
<br>My classmates bore me, they’re all so slow
<br>They raise their hands up, when they don’t know
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<br>I’m gonna treat myself to a real good cry
<br>Gonna mean it when I say goodbye
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<br>Treat myself, real good cry
<br>Mean it when, I say goodbye
<br>Say goodbye
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<br>Copyright 2001 Burpo
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#00ffff"><u><b>Boys Are Stinky</u></b>
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<br>Who makes you puke every time you see ’em?
<br>Who’s the most creepy kind of human bein’?
<br>Who’s so gross and who’s so mean and
<br>Who’s so very very stinky?
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<br>Boys are stinky
<br>They’re stinky stinky boys
<br>Boys are stinky
<br>Like a dirty diaper
<br>Boys are stinky
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<br>Who makes you barf every time you see ’em?
<br>Who doesn’t wash when they’re done peein’?
<br>Who’s so dumb and who’s so rude and
<br>Who’s so very very very very very very stinky? I’ll tell ya…
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<br>Boys are stinky
<br>Like a green burrito
<br>Boys are stinky
<br>I think I’m gonna pass out
<br>Boys are stinky, oh yeah
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<br>I wouldn’t be a boy for all the money there is
<br>I’d much rather stick things in my eye
<br>If you’re a boy I feel sorry for you
<br>And your smell just makes me cry, I’ll tell you why…
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<br>Boys are stinky
<br>Like a big old green tornado
<br>Boys are stinky
<br>Like a bug in a potato
<br>Boys are stinky, oh yeah
<br>
<br>Stinky stinky stinky
<br>Stinky stinky stinky
<br>Stinky stinky stinky
<br>Stinky
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<br>Copyright 2001 Steve Goodie
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff5555"><u><b>Braces</u></b>
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<br>Blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
<br>Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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<br>It’s field trip day, I’ve waited all week
<br>Johnny sit here, I saved you a seat
<br>We’re on the bus and we’re riding along
<br>But something’s wrong
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<br>I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
<br>It doesn’t matter how sweet your face is
<br>I have metal in all the wrong places
<br>No I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
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<br>Blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
<br>Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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<br>I’m such a dork, I feel so dumb
<br>This never would have happened but I sucked my thumb
<br>And Johnny you’re tall, and your hair’s so wild
<br>But I’m afraid to smile
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<br>I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
<br>It doesn’t matter how sweet your face is
<br>I have metal in all the wrong places
<br>No I can’t kiss you cause I have braces

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<br>Blah, blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
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<br>It’s always something and it’s so unfair
<br>I just know I’ve got a bunch of spinach stuck in there
<br>I sit by the phone and wait for your call
<br>But you won’t
<br>And it’s all the orthodontist’s fault
<br>All his fault
<br>All his fault
<br>All his fault
<br>
<br>I got metal metal metal metal in my mouth
<br>I got metal metal metal metal in my mouth
<br>I got metal metal metal metal in my mouth
<br>Metal metal metal metal in my mouth
<br>I got metal metal metal metal metal metal metal metal, ahhh
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<br>I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
<br>It doesn’t matter how sweet your face is
<br>I have metal in all the wrong places
<br>No I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
<br>
<br>I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
<br>[blah blah blah blah] [metal metal metal metal in my mouth]
<br>It doesn’t matter how sweet your face is
<br>[blah blah blah blah] [metal metal metal metal in my mouth]
<br>I have metal in all the wrong places
<br>[blah blah blah blah] [metal metal metal metal in my mouth]
<br>No I can’t kiss you cause I have braces
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<br>Copyright 2001 Steve Goodie
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<br><font face="comic sans MS" size=5 color="#ff00ff"><u><b>Slumber Party reprise</u></b>
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<br>It’s fun it’s fun to have a slumber party
<br>The record’s over, play it again
<br>It’s fun it’s fun to have a slumber party
<br>I got the music in my teeth
<br>It’s fun it’s fun there won’t be anyone
<br>Who goes to sleep, don’t go to sleep
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<br>Hey hey howdy
<br>Hey hey howdy
<br>Oh hey hey howdy
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<br>Copyright 2001 Burpo
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